Lyrics

[verse]
He's the tech-savvy leader, fast food connoisseur 
De-bugs the nation's issues with skills that endure
His policies are flawless, his code never fails
But when it comes to food, one dish prevails

[chorus]
"Let them eat burgers", the burger never lies!
"Let them eat burgers", it's his battle cry!
Have a red bull and give the mayo a try
Who needs an economy when you've got burger and fries?

[verse]
He campaigns on a platform of patties and buns
Promise of prosperity and burgers by the tons
With secret sauce leadership and pickle panache
This gourmet politician serves burgers with class

[chorus]
"Let them eat burgers", the burger never lies!
"Let them eat burgers", it's his battle cry!
Have a red bull and give the mayo a try
Who needs an economy when you've got burger and fries?

[verse]
No partisan divisions, just lettuce and cheese
Unites all the parties over sesame seeds
Forget the economy, healthcare can wait
When the Burger President has a burger on his plate.

[chorus]
"Let them eat burgers", the burger never lies!
"Let them eat burgers", it's his battle cry!
Have a red bull and give the mayo a try
Who needs an economy when you've got burger and fries?