Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, last season when we had our pants pulled down completely...
But this time it's different, innit? We're Wrexham AFC!
You're better than that! You're better than that!

[Verse 1]
Losing to Reading? Dim digon! That ain't right,
O'Connell giving away that pen, what a sight,
Arthur Okonkwo diving wrong, Wing scoring too,
Barnett's volley cleared, nothing we could do?
You're better than that! You're better than that!
Mold Road Stand losing their minds, you're better than that!
Phil Parkinson making excuses, flat performance, ref's a cheat,
Automatic promotion slipping away, mae'n ofnadwy, can't compete!

[Hook]
You're better than that! You're better than that!
Red Dragons on the pitch, you're better than that!
Ryan and Rob watching on telly, you're better than that!
Turf Hotel drowning sorrows, you're better than that!

[Verse 2]
Why can't you play like we beat Arsenal back in '92?
Why not scoring against ten men? Beth sy'n digwydd with you?
Championship football is the minimum, back-to-back-to-back,
But that's just the start of it, fy ffrind, time to attack!

You should be scoring from halfway, like Mullin would've done,
Should be tackling so hard the floodlights shake at Racecourse Ground,
Should be running so fast the Wrexham Lager doesn't settle in my cup,
Bala lora! Stop making me suffer with this League One setup!

[Bridge]
You're better than that! You're better than that!
Can't even teleport back to defend, you're better than that!
Won't even bend the laws of physics, you're better than that!
Not controlling the weather at away games, you're better than that!

[Verse 3]
Why haven't you lot cured the common cold yet?
Why isn't every player scoring hat tricks, cariad, I'll bet
Reynolds could teach you how to act, McElhenney how to run a club,
But can't you fix the Wrexham bypass traffic? That's the real snub!
I want free butties at Johnny's Market Café after every win,
Want you to make Eagles Meadow parking free, that's a proper sin,
Want you to make the Turf's beer taste like victory not defeat,
Want you to make the queue at Ty Pawb move with superhuman feet!

[Outro]
You should be reversing Brexit! Sorting out the rain!
Making North Wales trains run on time, stop this Game of Thrones reign!
From TRW to the Kops, dwi'n dy garu di, but listen here,
You're better than that! You're better than that!
Should be inventing time travel to replay that Reading game,
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT! 
PROPER JOB, LAD, 
YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT!