Daddy Hen

by Tim from You Call This Funny?

Lyrics

[verse]
Daddy Hen isn't finding this easy 
Daddy Hen is starting to feel queasy
Daddy Hen doesn't feel very stable
Daddy Hen isn't sure he's able

oh, oh, oh

[chorus]
Daddy Hen is laying a table
It doesn't seem really like he can
Daddy Hen is laying a table
He's pushing it out like a man!

oh, oh, oh

[verse]
Daddy Hen does not like this plan
Daddy Hen wants a full table ban
Daddy Hen is cursing his spouse
Daddy Hen worries next she'll want a house

[chorus]
Daddys Hen is laying a table
It doesn't seem really like he can
Daddys Hen is laying a table
He's pushing it out like a man!

[instrumental chicken chorus]

[chorus]
Daddy Hen is laying a table
It doesn't seem really like he can
Daddy Hen is laying a table
He's pushing it out like a man!

[outro]