The Wizards of Sleep

by DJ Nosbod from Call a Doctor

Lyrics

[Verse 1]
When in theatre, our spells we weave
Pro-pofol potions, the patients receive
With larinjoscopes and ETTs in hand
We guide them into wonderland

[Pre-Chorus]
Anesthesia magic, a sacred art
Monitoring vitals, like a beating heart
From pre-op to Pakoo, we cast our charms
Keeping them safe from all alarms

[Chorus]
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep
Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep
Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep

[Verse 2]
Fentanyl scrolls and Midazolam spells
Epidurals and blocks, pain dispels
Managing airways, our sacred rite
Keeping you breathing on your darkest night

[Pre-Chorus]
Sedation levels, a delicate art
Bispectral index, a magical chart
Taking over from basic gas and air
Ti-trating potions with precision and care

[Chorus]
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep
Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep
Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep

[instrumental fill]

[Bridge]
In the realm of Morpheus, we hold the key
To a world of dreams and tranquility
With our learn-ned knowledge and mystic arts
We rest your body and soothe your heart

[guitar solo]

[Chorus]
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep
Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep
Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep
We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep