The Wizards of Sleep
by DJ Nosbod from Call a Doctor
Lyrics
[Verse 1] When in theatre, our spells we weave Pro-pofol potions, the patients receive With larinjoscopes and ETTs in hand We guide them into wonderland [Pre-Chorus] Anesthesia magic, a sacred art Monitoring vitals, like a beating heart From pre-op to Pakoo, we cast our charms Keeping them safe from all alarms [Chorus] We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep [Verse 2] Fentanyl scrolls and Midazolam spells Epidurals and blocks, pain dispels Managing airways, our sacred rite Keeping you breathing on your darkest night [Pre-Chorus] Sedation levels, a delicate art Bispectral index, a magical chart Taking over from basic gas and air Ti-trating potions with precision and care [Chorus] We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep [instrumental fill] [Bridge] In the realm of Morpheus, we hold the key To a world of dreams and tranquility With our learn-ned knowledge and mystic arts We rest your body and soothe your heart [guitar solo] [Chorus] We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep Robed in green, we listen for your heartbeat beep Your dreams so sweet, your slumber so deep We are the wizards, the wizards of sleep