Lyrics

Moose in peak,
he took a look,
through an ancient miners book,

If only they had left a map, those Miners
As we'd lost the cave completely

One man's positivity
Channeled at a boulder choke
And then one day, they broke into a new cave one forty metres high

It takes less than five minutes to abseil from the top to bottom
About same to teach someone to build a standard pipe bomb
YOU DO THE MATH!

So sing your favorite caving song, especially if the words are wrong
'Cause even if you're truly lost, it still means that you're caving.

Rig your ropes with superglue
And twang your noopy loops in the dark
And bring an inflatable, baby shark,
And go caving if you dare to!

Going Caving, thing of wonder
Going Caving, beware of thunder
You can explore more underground, too
In London and down under

Go to Titan, and admire the folklore
And to Carlswark and to Bagshawe

Cave with all and crush the hatred
Go caving with your ring inflated
If anybody tries to steal your caving oversuit, cave-on naked!