Lyrics

[Verse]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, it's almost eight.
No time for coffee, I am so late!
Where's the fucking surgeon? Have you seen them mate?
Anyone seen him? We're having to wait

[pre chorus]
Can you hold this? Where's the BIS? 
I need a piss!  It's an all day list!

[Chorus]
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
for a mocha and a skinny latte
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
We're doing the caffeine cabaret

[Verse]
Checklist in hand, but we're a man down
Can't have a briefing 'til we find Mr Brown
Running around, this has started off great!
Then in he walks, "Sorry, am I late?"

[pre chorus]
Can you hold this? Where's the BIS? 
I need a piss!  It's an all day list!

[Chorus]
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
for a mocha and a skinny latte
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
We're doing the caffeine cabaret

[verse]
Gowned and gloved up, the team's all in place,
Monitors beeping, a steady, calm pace.
Drapes stuck down tight, the surgeon's go go go,
Time for the scalpel, let's start the big show.

[pre chorus]
Can you hold this? Where's the BIS? 
I need a piss!  It's an all day list!

[Chorus]
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
for a mocha and a skinny latte
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
We're doing the caffeine cabaret

[instrumental solo]

[pre chorus]
Can you hold this? Where's the BIS? 
I need a piss!  It's an all day list!

[acapella Chorus with hand claps]
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
for a mocha and a skinny latte
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
We're doing the caffeine cabaret

[instrumental break]

[pre chorus]
Can you hold this? Where's the BIS? 
I need a piss!  It's an all day list!

[big Chorus]
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
for a mocha and a skinny latte
We sent our ODP to Costa, 
We're doing the caffeine cabaret