Lyrics

[intro]

[chorus]
With every little whiff, she's there in a jiff,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?
If you've done a poo, or maybe a few,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?

[verse]
why did your mum, sniff her nose near your bum
given she feared it'd smell bad?
was it unwise, with no risk of surprise
that the odour would make her nose sad?

[chorus]
With every little whiff, she's there in a jiff,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?
If you've done a poo, or maybe a few,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?

[verse]
Did she take a deep breath, to investigate death
Of the nappy you'd worn for a day?
Or was it pure dread, of what might have been spread
That led her to sniff anyway?

[chorus]
With every little whiff, she's there in a jiff,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?
If you've done a poo, or maybe a few,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?

[verse]
Was she hoping to find, that the smell was confined
To a place where it wouldn't escape?
Instead a delightful aroma, like a fermented stoma,
Attached to her nose like sellotape

[chorus]
With every little whiff, she's there in a jiff,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?
If you've done a poo, or maybe a few,
Why did your mum sniff your bum?

[verse]
Did she dare to believe, that her nose could deceive,
And the scent would be pleasant, no doubt?
Or was it mere habit, like a curious rabbit,
To check if the stench would come out?

[outro]