Lyrics

[Verse]
Well I started caving, long ago, before Corona time,
A caver man, in an big white van, invited me for a climb.
So I went down, underground, in the summertime.
Now the only thing I'm longing for, is to slither in a slimey mine.

[Chorus]
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
Without it I just sit here - and cry.
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
There's nowt like misbehaving - in a cold layby.

[verse]
Well I went down the layby, Where I had been with the crew,
Took my clothes off all alone, just to feel the wind whistle through.
But as I laid down in the ditch, and wriggled round carefree.
I felt the burning on my bum, cavers are allergic to Vit'men D!

[Chorus]
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
Without it I just sit here - and cry.
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
There's nowt like misbehaving - in a cold layby.

[verse]
The Rona Virus came to me, and I lay down and died.
The caver god, unlocked his gates, and welcomed me on inside.
I said, oh yay, I'm here to stay, where am I do pray tell.
But the bugger wouldn't tell me, so I'm surveying heaven or hell,

[Chorus]
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
Without it I just sit here - and cry.
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
There's nowt like misbehaving - in a cold layby.

[instrumental solo]

[Chorus]
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
Without it I just sit here - and cry.
There's something I am craving, going underground and caving.
There's nowt like misbehaving - in a cold layby.

[outro]