Lyrics

[Verse]
I'm the anees-thet-tist the one who helps you sleep,
I reassure you into slumber I help you count sheep.
You drift off peacefully as I manage your fluids,
you're in the care of us modern day druids!

[Chorus]
I'm the anees-thet-tist I care for you all day,
Keeping you tranquil  I manage your airway.
I'm the anees-thet-tist I watch your vital signs,
Doing it by the book following NICE Guidelines.

[Verse]
I'll get to know you, before the surgery starts,
I'll know if you're a zodiac or a bachelor of arts.
You won't feel a single thing we're well prepared,
And we'll reassure you if you're feeling scared.

[Chorus]
I'm the anees-thet-tist I care for you all day,
Keeping you tranquil  I manage your airway.
I'm the anees-thet-tist I watch your vital signs,
Doing it by the book following NICE Guidelines.

[Verse]
When you wake up afterwards I'll be there,
I won't leave you alone til you're out of my care,
So try to relax and let me do my thing,
Everything will be alright so join me and sing:

[Chorus]
I'm the anees-thet-tist I care for you all day,
Keeping you tranquil  I manage your airway.
I'm the anees-thet-tist I watch your vital signs,
Doing it by the book following NICE Guidelines.